So we have this can filled with coins we shake if the cats are bad (jumping on counter, scratching rug, etc) and we keep it on the coffee table.
So me, my mom and her husband are sitting on the couch watching tv and he’s been drinking a little so he is acting all stupid drunk and I’m annoyed from a long day at work. He leaned over to like, kiss my mom obnoxiously so I picked the can up and shook it an d he stopped, got up and walked away.
I haven’t stopped laughing since.
i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this
I mean, take a look at our crown princes.
You have Tom Hiddleston, British Shakespearean Actor:
Ben Whishaw, British Shakespearean Actor:
David Tennant, British Shakespearean Actor:
Benedict Cumberbatch, British and also has done Shakespeare back in the days:
And then there’s Misha Collins, the king of them all, who as near as I can figure is a Russian megalomaniacal smurf unicorn with a twitter account.
There’s logic lost here somewhere.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Imagine being stuck in an elevator with Tom Hiddleston.
#i’m so sorry you’re trapped #on this elevator #oh dear# do you want my coat #my emergency tea #yes you can have the biscuits too #oh this must be so terrible for you #would you like seventy hugs #a couple of kisses maybe #oh God why are you dead?
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him